LEON LEVAN: MY POWER IS MAN POWER!!

I'm Leon Levan and I'm here to say Man Up!

Depression? Failing marriage? Body issues? STOP WHINING! These are all things that men should NOT be familiar with.

After too many years with too many LIBERALS telling us we need to find our softer sides, be open with our emotions, and really FEEL, too many men have gone bandit and turned pussy. Well I'm here to tell you to get back to what you do best: BEING A MAN.

Pull up a chair, Gentlemen, I'm about to hand you back your balls. Try to look after them this time.

Peace Out.

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